Me: Don't use those knives (Relax!! Butter knives!) on the table. It could scratch the table.
Fin: And then it will get mosquito bites?
Me: Not all scratching is related to mosquito bites, Fin.
Fin: I'm Dad. (Continues to try and cut the table with the knives - one in each hand)
Me: Sorry. Dad. Stop using the knives on the table!
Fin: Just use them on your head?? (Starts scratching his head with both knives)
Fin has been insisting that we call him Dad lately. It gets very confusing.
Every conversation with him lately has been like some surreal art movie where I'm too stupid to follow the dialog, so I end up hopelessly confused.
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